Haha, home

Funny commercials:
- "We know what Mom really wants for Mother's Day! She wants you to move out! Cornerstone Apartments are available for rent..."
- "John wanted a new car. John went to the credit union. John got financing. John went to the dealership. John looked at the money from the credit union. John got the convertible. John stopped at a red light. John was rear-ended. John got her insurance information. John got her to smile. John got her number. Credit unions get you dates."

Funny bumpersticker:
I don't eat anything with a face.

Funny little sister:
- That's a nice skirt. Does it look worse on the other side?
- Choir. But "choir" isn't spelled "q-u-i-r-e". It's spelled "c-h-o-i-r".