Thursday, December 28, 2006
Work Incident #2 and #3
"Do you need a bag for your honey?"
I started to smile, thinking that that sounded like I was asking if he needed a bag for his wife. The guy didn't notice my grin, which soon widened as I laughed to myself,
"Wow, is she really so ugly that she needs a bag?!?"
While completing my closing duties on Wednesday, I happened upon a small boy standing near a table full of produce. As I passed the little guy, I could see his big eyes staring at the green artichokes piled high on the table. Shocked at what he what he was seeing, he exclaimed,
"Pinecones!?!?!"
Monday, December 25, 2006
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Work Incident #1
I worked at Ikeda's last summer (2006), and I am working there again over break (with a raise)! Ikeda's is a little family-owned indoor fruit stand/market, located right next to the freeway. Ikeda's is most well-known for peaches and pies. Mmmmmmm...
On Thursday, I left my cash register for a moment to check on the price of a chocolate-covered frozen banana. Walking to the freezer, I noticed a huge puddle of coffee forming on the cement floor.
**Why is there coffee all over the floor???**
Looking up at the coffee pot, I realized that someone had started the coffee, but never put the pot underneath to catch it! The coffee had flooded the counter and washed onto the floor! Wow...The funny thing is is that the mess was not made by a new employee, but by the owner of the store: "Oh wow, I think I did that!"
Yes, you did...... : )
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
You know you're in NorCal when...
*every third person either is a redneck or looks like a redneck...
*the visibility is "bad" because of trees, not smog...
*people actually let you merge on the freeway...
*a car going 75 mph is passing all the others...
*bumper stickers say, "My other car is a John Deere"...
*the favorite team is the Kings, not the Lakers...
*you have to swerve because of deer as opposed to litter...
*fences are used to keep animals in, not so much to keep people out...
*you get to know the people at the grocery store...
*the main roads seem like back roads...
*people claim you live "in the middle of nowhere"...
Friday, December 15, 2006
Finally...haha
After my final final was turned in, I headed to the Intramural Field for 2 1/2 hours of Ultimate Frisbee! I think my team lost every time, and that was with switching people every time, too! Oh well, I still had fun...
Had a fun time at Katharyn's, as always. Tonight we had stew, garlic bread, and potatoes. Of course, the night was not complete without homemade apple crisp and apple cider! Paul decided that we should watch a movie, so this time we watched The Sword and the Rose. It was okay. I don't think I'll watch it again, just 'cuz I wasn't that impressed with it. Later Lester, Katharyn, Paul, and James Dunn (just returned from ibex) played Christmas carols on their recorders. Before you think, "how annoying!", let me tell you that three of them are music major and that they had bass, tenor, alto, and soprano recorders. It sounded pretty good, though the resonation was affecting my ears (and my music major friends will probably tell me that I am using the wrong term!). Elizabeth fell asleep on the floor, and my eyes wanted me to fall asleep, but I didn't. Shane wandered in and out of the apartment. Lindy came for the first time, but she had to leave early in order to get ready to go home to Willits, off the 101! Shane took her back to school, but we didn't think that he didn't have a cell phone! After a few of us wondered what had happened to him, it suddenly dawned on me that he probably didn't have a way to contact us! Poor guy was sitting outside the gate for 15 minutes!
Tomorrow I will work in my office, load up my car, and wait for Garret, Kaydee, and Taryn to arrive. We will be carpooling home to NorCal on Saturday! Garret is my younger brother, Kaydee is his girlfriend, and Taryn is their friend and Kaydee's roommate. Yes, almost home!
On the way home I am planning on stopping in at my work to see when I am scheduled. I am so thankful for what God did in that situation. I called up my manager, asked him if I would be able to work for the month that I was home, and he said yes, they would love to have me! Wow, just like that! So cool!
Well, my eyes are extremely tired, and I know that I am going to have to use them a lot tomorrow, so I am going to bed! Adios! Lila tov!
Sunday, December 10, 2006
That boy in my life...
So there is a boy in my life...His name is Sutter (I know, interesting name). I've known him for a--bout a year? 10 months? Something like that...It was very sad, because right after I met him, I had to leave for ibex and he wasn't able to come on the Friends and Family Trip...
He is so sweet : ) He has brown eyes and blonde hair. You probably haven't met him or heard much about him 'cuz he lives in my hometown, back in NorCal. His parents raised him well, so Sutter's a good kid. My family likes him a lot and hopes he'll stay for a long time (which I wouldn't mind ;) )...
He always listens to me when I talk to him, and he's always there for me. Sometimes he comes over and we sit on my porch, or we go on walks (yes, the proverbial romantic walks, but not on the beach). Our relationship is a unique one, but we're okay with that. I thought I'd include a picture of him, and I hope you'll grow to love him just as I have.....
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Oh, did I mention he's a dog?
I hope nobody thinks differently of me because of this...Oh well, you only live once...Might as well spend it with man's best friend... : )
(This all came from a conversation between Randy, Shane, and me...This is a sad attempt at humor on my part...hehe)
My Week...is almost over
Tuesday I had dinner with most of these people, I think (?)...Hmmmmm, sometimes it all runs together. I finished my final for Language and Language Acquistion. That class is done!!!!!! Yes!
Wednesday I went to chapel and wing dinner...Nothing too exciting...
Thursday Shane hung out in my office and helped me stuff envelopes and kept me entertained. It was the last day for Philosophies of Education! Yea!!!!!!! And the final doesn't look too hard, either. We waited a while for Paul to be done so we could go to dinner...Watched Paul be entertaining for the last few minutes of class. Went to dinner, had fun...Went to a Christmas party for Bible study. I got a Master's College portfolio as my white elephant gift. What am I going to do with that? Maybe I can give it to my brother Ross...Stayed up too late studying for a math test and other stuff...
Friday was crazy! Class, chapel, test, lunch, work, ibex meeting, work, babysitting, talking on the phone, going to bed!
Today I did NOT want to get up and play Frisbee, and I think my friends could tell...Sorry! I was very tired. But I went and played, and I did very well today, if I do say so myself...The rest of the day was distraction, more phone calls, studying, eating, and caroling! Oh yeah, and Paul let me drive his Suburban! That was fun! I don't see how he can drive that thing...There are too many switches and nobs and stuff...Good thing Lester was there to tell me where everything was! Caroling was fun. I had never done it before. About 20 of us got together and caroled through a neighborhood! It was a lot of fun...Now it is raining, and I am excited to drive my friends through the splashers to church tomorrow! yea!!!!
Saturday, December 02, 2006
New (and improved????)
I will have to get my little text box back somehow...I don't think I like this as much...hmmmmm...
I just remembered that it is the first day of December...
Happy Birthday Elizabeth!!!!!!
ibex students return soon...
Todd has a good post about being a strong woman...
I keep forgetting that I have a Directed Studies to finish...whoops
I got to see Mish tonight!
Monday, November 27, 2006
Ellsworth Thanksgiving
Bethany Ellsworth, Bran Ellsworth, Dany Brodzinski, Lindy Smith, me, Shane Topolinski, Paul Ellsworth, Kai AkagiPaul: I think I missed something inappropriate...
Bran: I think that's written in Woodstock.
Paul: It's kind of funny having a laugh-track in the back seat!
Paul: That's my Swedish leg...
Bran: A cow potato?!
Paul: You have an armpit, too! (to Bran, after Bran suggested that Lindy use Paul's armpit to keep her feet warm...)
Bethany: I don't get it, but I'm still laughing!
Bran: These were without the bzzzt-bzzzt, more of a hmmmm-hmmmm... (talking about goads as compared to cattle prods)
Bran: Ladies and gentlemen, I will soon turn off the seatbelt sign. Feel free to move about the cabin. No lavatory lines near the front...
Shane: Anyone want some cheese?
Dany: What format is the cheese in?
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
What's your name?!
*Leigh-Leigh
Leigh is my middle name. Leigh-Leigh quickly switched to...
*Loui
My dad has a ton of Lou's, Loui's, Louises in his family (from Maine).
*Jenkie, Jenks, Jenkie-Lou, Jenkie-Binks
My mom, and sometimes my brothers Ross and Garret, call me these. Hmmmm...
*Jenny
My former next-door neighbors, Sam and Ali, used to call me this.
*Jenniker
This came from my grampa.
*Jen
This came from my friends. For some reason they always apologized after using it...
*Jen-Jen
This came from my Awana friends. We each had a nickname for the back of our t-shirts.
*Jenn-Jenn
This came from my ibex friends, after they knew that I was Jen-Jen.
*Jeh-neee-ker
This came from my roommate, Katharyn.
*Ayelet
This came from Bill, my ibex prof. Ayelet is Hebrew for gazelle, because I would run down, jump over, and climb up everything in Israel.
*The Voice of Reason
I got this in ibex, too (thank you, Nate). Needless to say, I did not appreciate this one, but what can you do? : )
*Yennica
This came from my newer friend Shane.
*Japanese Currency
This too came from Shane (see above).
*Jennifer, Jenna
This comes from all those people on the phone who do not catch that my name ends with an ica, not an ifer.
*Jessica
This comes from professors in their e-mails, when they visual ss instead of nn.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Hmmmm...
http://www.godadmirer.blogspot.com/
So...I'm not going to stop doing the small, insufficient things that I can just because they're not the big, huge, ideal things that I wish they were.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Ahava
The strangest things remind me of my time in that land. There is the hummus in the caf. There are the Tevas that my friends still wear. There is the Star of David around my friend's neck. There is the phone call from my old roommate. There are the pictures posted outside my door. There is "From the ends of the earth" in chapel. There is a note from Bill, calling me Ayelet. There is the Hebrew ring on my finger...
Even last night, I was walking between dorms. I had my jeans on with my slippers, and it was just cold enough that I could walk to the next dorm without getting chilled, but if I stayed out much longer I would get cold. It was dark and the wind was blowing. I was taken back to my time in Israel, walking in my slippers up the white stone steps, past the dining hall, the assembly hall, the reception, down the steep wooden steps to our little library.
Another day I looked across our athletic field and saw a little blonde boy being carried by his dad, and I thought of Eitan.
Are these just selfish longings, or will I be able to return to the land? I hope it is the latter...
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Hey Look, It's...
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Church
1. Fellowship. Every Sunday I go to church with a group of friends. We sit together in church and in Crossroads, the college-age church service. I love being with them! They are a big encouragement to me and help to make a huge church a little smaller.
2. Teaching. Dr. MacArthur is a great teacher, and so is Rick Holland. They both preach the Word and challenge me to examine my actions and my heart attitude.
3. Discovery Club. I get to serve in the church on Sunday nights by co-leading a group of 4th-6th grade girls. We play the games, listen to and discuss the lesson, and worship.
4. Theological discussions. Every Sunday on the way back from Discovery my friends and I discuss some theological issue. I am a little surprised at how often we agree on things!
5. Worship. I love singing the hymns in the main service and the worship songs in Crossroads. It is great!
6. Thinking. I like going to a church that challenges me to think about the most important things in life, namely glorifying God.
7. Fireside. I also go to a Bible study through Crossroads. I have never been in a Bible study like this, where everyone is so friendly and willing to help and to listen. It is one of the highlights of my week!
I'm sure there are more things, and I am excited to see how God is going to bless me in the future through this church!
Friday, September 29, 2006
"Quotes"
I'm gonna Job your family!
-James, Bible study leader, talking about what he would do to sinners if he were GodBut college is little more than a push for momentum so that you can spring into life’s activities.
-Richard HalliburtonBetter to love an enemy than to snub a friend.
-LaneyLittle things affect little minds.
-Benjamin DisraeliLet not our longing slay the appetite of our living.
-Jim Elliot
Friday, September 22, 2006
Ahh, summer
My summer started as soon as I stepped off the plane at LAX...Here is my oldest brother Ross graduating from Master's!! Good job, bro!
IBEX friends, Josh Zeichik and Michelle Dueck...Yea, love you guys...
Roommate! Katharyn Shriner!
Later that summer Megan came to NorCal to go to Justin Brown's wedding and to visit friends, including me! Michelle got to come up, too, before running off to various weddings!
I took them to the Green Bridge, the tallest bridge in California...Also the site of the filming of some of the movie XXX, which I've never seen...(wow, I can't believe I originally wrote "sight" instead of "site")
I got a nice haircut...Notice the shirt and the necklace... =)
Then my older brother Scott graduated from the police academy! He is now a police officer in Placer County! Way to go!
Ahh, summer, continued
Near the beginning of summer, I got to visit my best friend Irene in her hometown of Tahoe City, California. I managed to get a really bad sunburn on the back of my legs...Ouch...
We went to Obexer's Market...Kinda like IBEX...but not...I had the best tamale of my life there...actually I had two...
I got to see my little sister Brenda a lot...She loves frogs and bugs...One day she caught 8 frogs in her little bug catcher, just from peeking in our plants...
Some of the frogs in their little prison...She let them go later...
For my birthday, Irene took me to Denny's...I then went home and had a birthday lunch with my family and some of their friends...
Later that summer Irene and I picked enough blackberries for about 4 pies! They were very good...
I really like my puppy, so I took some pictures with him before I left...
Sutter puppy!!
Coming back to school, it was Shane's 21st birthday! Happy birthday, buddy! He was very excited about the Israeli flag toothpicks, brought all the way from Ben Yehudah Street, JerusalemTuesday, September 05, 2006
Ha Tikvah
The Sea of Galilee
Caesarea Maritime
Yerushalayim
Torah
Wheat in Benjamin
The Dead Sea
The Hill Country of Judah
The Ultimate Weekend
Saturday, the day started out with none other than ULTIMATE FRISBEE! So I'm not that good, but I still love the game. Laney proceeded to cut open his forehead and Marisa decided to dislocate her pinky finger; other than that we had a great time (Laney and Marisa are fine)! Later my old roommate Katharyn and I bought peaches and had a great time hanging out. My new roommate Adrienne and I went swimming that night.
On Sunday, I went to Grace Community. This was fun, until we got lost. The funny thing is, one of my passengers has attended Grace for 3 years! Oh well...After church I played soccer. That was fun, but I was so tired I fell asleep during night church! Better luck next time...
Monday started out late. I played more Frisbee at 10:00 with a bunch of cool folks. On the way down to lunch, we decided to hop in the pool and cool off with a few rounds of Marco Polo. Later that evening, a bunch of us made taco salad and watched a movie, The Court Jester with Danny Kaye.
All in all, it was a great weekend. I had a wonderful time running, jumping, swimming, kicking, eating, hanging out, and everything else!
Please excuse my lack of eloquence on this post.
Friday, August 25, 2006
wHat thE RAndOm?!
So I'm back in SoCal...Who have I seen? Let me see...
Sherrie, Ashley, Laney, Adam, Michelle, Heather Z, Heather D, Heather E, Tad, Colin, Carolyn, Amos, Luke, Micah, Jess, Molly, Emily, Nate, Correll, Lexi...And the list goes on...I really wish I could see...
Michelle Dueck, Megan Thomas, Austin Surls, Emily Sheehy, Brittany Good, Rachel Borders, Todd Bolen, Bill Schlegel, Becky Bange, all the kids...
Thing I wish had happened this week: Been handed a full-ride scholarship for college
Thing I wish had NOT happened this week: Being stung by a bee and having to get antibiotics for my puffed-up ankle!
Cool thing that happened yesterday: Met a girl from Zambia; I went to Zambia 2 years ago!!
So often I focus on the bad things and forget about the good...I want to complain about my financial situation, my puffy ankle, my stressful job, my lack of funds for cool books, my lack of home-town friends, all that...So often I forget that I have been privileged to travel the world, attend a great school, visit different continents, live in a free country, have a lot of siblings, have a lot of school friends, have a great job, have a good car, have the ability to read, have the ability to walk, have the ability to climb and run and catch a Frisbee, been born into a Christian family, have a great best friend, have a good camera even, and the list goes on...
Lord, thank You for this unique time in my life...Help me to accept the changes, knowing that no matter what, You are always the same...Help me to really grasp what that means............
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Already?!
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Obscure
Kippas
Magnum bars
Thinking, "I wonder if those are the Palestinians over in the West Bank"
Having Todd get side-tracked with fun stuff before Archaeology
"This is the Mossad..bye-bye!"
Getting lots of e-mails every week
Going on Masternet and seeing that it was "So-and-so's" birthday on Friday...and on Saturday
Trying to translate shekels into dollars and vice versa
Wearing shorts to class
Wearing rubber flip-flops to class
Riding through Telshe Stone on the way to Jeru
Seeing Elvis Inn and Gimel Gimel
Seeing all the profs' kids
Daniel and Ayelet and their cool family
Shabbat brunch
Visiting four different seas: Red, Dead, Galilee, Mediterranean
Climbing things
Ugiot
Camping out
Hiking
Oily tuna
Grainy hummus
Shaaban
All the different processions in Jeru: Greek Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant, Coptic
The prayers stuffed into every crack in the Western Wall
Hearing Meno get all excited in his sermons
The Foremans
Seeing machine guns everywhere
Yotvata chocolate milk...from a bag, of course
Pottery and rocks
Shimon Gibson
Roommates
The Miklat
Fiddler on the Roof with everybody
All the weird specimens hanging in the Muslim Quarter
Half-shekel Pita at Damascus Gate
The bullet holes in Zion Gate
Singing in the churches
Finding a good bus buddy
Finding a good bus buddy with good snacks...and notes
Violent rain storms at the moshav
Lightning over the Judean Hill Country
Watching people kiss camels
Sheket!!
Climbing in holes, tombs, tunnels, caves, etc.
Digging in Warren's Shaft
Hezekiah's Tunnel
Dishes
Weird boiled-egg lasagne
Chicken balls
Jackals (?)
Travel/Study Break
Work days
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
...we are healed
Thursday, July 06, 2006
July 4th, 2004
Actually I was in Zambia, Africa on a mission trip through Awana Club's MIT program, Missionaries In Training...My team and I traveled to orphanages, schools, churches, and even Victoria Falls! It was an awesome 2 weeks...
While we didn't have fireworks on the 4th of July, we did have fireworks on the 3rd of July...Our team had enough money left over to spend on a few things...One thing we bought was a bicycle for Joseph Mbange, the native missionary, to use...Some other things we bought were, of course, fireworks!!! Our American host missionaries, Matthew and Manda Payne, bought smaller versions of American fireworks and we had a show after our little going-away party from our new Zambian friends...It was really fun until some other Zambians showed up...They kindly asked that we stop out of respect for a funeral that was going on down the street!!!
Victoria Falls, Zambia
Kamanga Compound, Zambia
One of the many orphanages in Lusaka, ZambiaSunday, July 02, 2006
Both mercy and grace
From Awana, I learned that mercy is "not getting what I deserve." Grace is "getting what I don't deserve." Thank God that He overflows with both mercy and grace.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Here's to you

Tim waiting for everyone else to go eat before he would eat
Ry and Nate insisting that the girls sit before they did
Austin bandaging Colin's feet on the Dead Sea Hike
Luke and Tad passing out encouragement
Ryan Moore treating Sarah with kindness and gentleness
Jer creating entertainment and being willing to help
Paul being willing to tutor half of IBEX
Correll helping organize things
Chris playing with all the kids

Laney being ready to answer any questions
And the list goes on..............
To all "my" IBEX guys and "my other guys" (Garret, Nic, Adam, Shane, Kaleb, Paul, etc.), thanks for your integrity, humor, kindness, and maturity...I'm sure at times it feels like no one cares or recognizes your hard work to be men of God, so this is simply a thank you...
A man's steps are of the LORD...
-Proverbs 20:24a
What is desired in a man is kindness...
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
The Return of Mr. Twain
So I've gone a little crazy on Mark Twain...He is a great writer, being not only entertaining but eloquent as well...I found more quotes in The Innocents Abroad that relate to IBEX, so bear with me as I repeat them here...One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before take to themselves a meaning.







