Student: Try not to smell. I'm sorry mumblemumblemumble.
Me: What?
Student: Try not to smell. Someone puked, and a little bit got on my backpack. I'm really sorry. Try not to smell.
Science teacher: You guys get to go home at 1:00. I have to stay for two more hours. It's not fun. I have to go to meetings.
Student: That doesn't sound that bad.
Science teacher: The meetings are boring. How would you feel if you had to sit somewhere for two hours and you didn't want to?
Other student: I do it all the time. It's called SCHOOL.
After math class...
Teacher: Lexi, will you switch seats so John can see?
Lexi: Maybe. Where does David sit?
-I show her David's seat, right next to her future seat-
Lexi: I don't know. David always stares at me in class and keeps saying, "'sup?!"
Me: What?
Student: Try not to smell. Someone puked, and a little bit got on my backpack. I'm really sorry. Try not to smell.
Science teacher: You guys get to go home at 1:00. I have to stay for two more hours. It's not fun. I have to go to meetings.
Student: That doesn't sound that bad.
Science teacher: The meetings are boring. How would you feel if you had to sit somewhere for two hours and you didn't want to?
Other student: I do it all the time. It's called SCHOOL.
After math class...
Teacher: Lexi, will you switch seats so John can see?
Lexi: Maybe. Where does David sit?
-I show her David's seat, right next to her future seat-
Lexi: I don't know. David always stares at me in class and keeps saying, "'sup?!"
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