Jennica and Sherrie's
"Worst Case Scenario Defense Tactics"
1. Hit any intruder with a pool noodle.
2. Capture intruder by forcefully slamming "net-on-a-stick" over head.
3. Drag into pool (preferably the deep end).
4. Run for your life into Apt. 29.
5. Lock all doors/latches.
6. Call police.
7. Pray this never happens to you! (But if it does, at least you'll know what to do!!) ;)
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