Work Incident #2 and #3

Many customers at Ikeda's do not want a bag for their groceries if the items are small. In this case, I still always ask the customer if they want/need a bag. Tuesday was no exception. Looking at the man's small jar I asked,
"Do you need a bag for your honey?"
I started to smile, thinking that that sounded like I was asking if he needed a bag for his wife. The guy didn't notice my grin, which soon widened as I laughed to myself,
"Wow, is she really so ugly that she needs a bag?!?"

While completing my closing duties on Wednesday, I happened upon a small boy standing near a table full of produce. As I passed the little guy, I could see his big eyes staring at the green artichokes piled high on the table. Shocked at what he what he was seeing, he exclaimed,
"Pinecones!?!?!"